deep philosophical question: if mr. ratburn and cake got married, would there be a wedding cake at their reception or would that be adultery


good question! personally i’d be worried about like what if ratburn accidentally cut a slice out of one of his bride’s family members instead. if he mistook his cakewife’s aunt for the wedding cake, that could be disastrous 8| 

perhaps… perhaps a wedding croquembouche instead

  1. thesilentsolipsist said: You should make this rebloggable. :)